Friday, November 16, 2018

Original Mini Sagas

THE SAGA OF SON OF THARN BY FOX

THE CALL OF THE MOST FEARSOME VIKING IN THE NORSE LEGENDS SOUNDED LIKE A ROARING LION. IT HAD A RINGING IN THE EARS EFFECT. "GENTLEMEN, GREETINGS!" ROARED FISKE BRAINWRESTLER, SON OF THARN. "WHERE IS MY HAT?"

"FISKE SIR, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! THARN ALREADY TOOK YOUR HAT." TIMID THOUGH HETO WAS, THE HAT WAS GONE THAT WAS A FACT. "IT'S ON THARN'S HEAD. STOMP ALL YOU WANT YOUR HAT IS GONE." TIMID HETO REALLY NOT HATING SON OF THARN, IT IS AN AMAZING HAT. 

FISKE BRAINWRESTLER RAGED. "THAT'S MY HAT! IT IS NOT FAIR! THAT MAKES LIFE SO MADDENING! THARN I'M COMING!"


The Saga Of Tharn By Ruby

Tharn rushed away from the crowd when he heard a terrible roar. He snickered and dove into the bushes. Then he saw something horrible. It was Fiske!

Fiske roared. "You stole my hat!"

Tharn lifted him by the fox skin he was wearing. He threw Fiske into a thorny bush. "You, son are no match for me!" Tharn sneered. "I am unimpressed."

Fiske pouted. "You stole my hat! I will never forgive you!"

"Oh please" Tharn grunted. He had enough. Then they heard the sound of a horn. "Goodbye son! It is sacrifice time!"

Fiske watched his dad leave. "M'hat."

Our Viking style meal

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

I Am A Future Voter

DECISION MAKING IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM. DECISIONS IN ALL THINGS TAKE AT LEAST A GOOD WAY TO EXPRESS YOURSELF. IT IS AMAZING THAT I CAN IN FUTURE TIME BECOME VOTER. I BECOME OLD ENOUGH IN SIX MORE YEARS. I CAN'T WAIT TO VOTE FOR REAL. EACH ELECTION I AM SO INTERESTED IN WATCHING DEBATES. I AM SO INTERESTED I AM ALWAYS ASKING TO GO VOTE WITH MOM. HER BALLOT SEEMS SIMPLE TO FILL OUT. YOU JUST NEED TO WRITE X'S NEXT TO NAMES YOU WANT TO ELECT. EASY ENOUGH. BET I CAN DO IT INDEPENDENTLY. I HAVE TIME TO PRACTICE. I AM A DECISION MAKER. 


Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Clouds

THE CLOUD PAINTING I MADE
THINKING CLOUD

ONCE THERE WAS A CLOUD THAT WATCHED THE SHAPES THE GROUND MADE. REALLY INTERESTING SHAPES, THOUGHT CLOUD. LOOKS LIKE TREE. NICE STRAIGHT LINES FORM TRUNK. 96 MARKS THAT MUST BE LEAVES. LEAVES ARE POINTING TOWARDS ME. FINDING THAT RUDE. PLEASE BE POLITE, STOP STARING. 

THE CLOUD

TAKE LIFT OFF
MINT CONDITION
FEET AND HEAD LIKE MIST
SHAPE REALLY RANDOM
PENT UP WATER
GOING TO EXPLODE
GET WET
GET SOPPING
ZIPPING ACROSS THE SKY
THE TROUBLE INSIDE ME
THE TROUBLE STEERS ME
EMPTIES OUT ON WORLD
THE LEAST LEARY BODY
TELLS THE STORY
TITLED THE CLOUD
LIFE IS UNIQUE FOR A CLOUD
PEEKING OUT AT WORLD

Monday, August 27, 2018

Letter To Northwest Company

In the form of a letter, argue why or why not being a voyageur is the right kind of job for you. 

DEAR SIR OR MADAM,
IT IS SO NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU. IT IS A HARD DECISION ON WHETHER OR NOT TO BECOME A VOYAGEUR. I FEEL I AM NOT REALLY VOYAGEUR MATERIAL. IT IS MAYBE TOO TIRING FOR ME. I AM ALREADY SO TIRED EVERYDAY. IT HAS LONG DAYS. IT HAS BAD FOOD. IT HAS NO LOVING FAMILY. THAT REALLY IS HARD FOR ME. THE ADDED PRESSURE OF NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEAK BECOMES HARD WHEN I AM AWAY FROM HOME. I ALWAYS LOVE CAMPING. IT IS NICE TO BE IN THE FOREST. I ONLY DON'T LOVE FLIES THAT BITE. THEY ARE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. TO NOT GET EATEN IS AMAZING. GOING TO NORTHERN ONTARIO THERE ARE SO MANY FLIES, NASTY FLIES THAT EAT ME. HATE TO SAY NO TO ADVENTURE, YET NO IT IS. 
SINCERELY, FOX


SILLY GAME IN HOMEMADE CANOE
I LOVE YOU BRACELETS I HAND WOVE

TRYING PEA SOUP AND HOMEMADE
BISCUITS

Monday, August 13, 2018

Gold Rush Lesson

What are the lessons learned from the Klondike gold rush and why wouldn't the gold rush happen today?

THE GOLD RUSH FINISHED BEFORE ANYONE GOT THERE. THE NEWS TOOK TOO LONG TO REACH PEOPLE. TODAY NEWS TRAVELS MUCH FASTER. SO MEN HAD NO AVAILABLE CLAIMS TO MINE. THEY MINED ANYWAY AND FOUND NO GOLD. SO HARD TO GET TO KLONDIKE. TODAY THERE ARE ROADS TO DAWSON SO IT IS MUCH EASIER TO GET THERE. TIMES HAVE CHANGED. PEOPLE NOT NEARLY SO DESPERATE AS DURING DEPRESSION. MINING CAN BE HARD. TO TRAVEL THROUGH YUKON ON FOOT IS REALLY HARD. IT TOOK LIVES, IT WAS SO DANGEROUS BACK THEN. TIMES HAVE CHANGED, BACK THEN THERE WERE NO STORIES LIKE "CALL OF THE WILD" TO SHARE WHAT IT REALLY WAS LIKE ON THE YUKON TRAIL. IT IS SO HARD TO IMAGINE THE DANGERS. I THINK THE INTERNET WOULD HAVE STOPPED THE GOLD RUSH. IT SHARES THE INFORMATION SO I REALLY THINK SO MANY PEOPLE WOULDN'T GO IF THEY KNEW WHAT WAS REALLY HAPPENING. MORAL OF THE STORY IS - GOING TO YUKON GOLD RUSH IS JUST FOR THE MINERS, YOU REALLY NEED EXPERIENCE. 

I TRIED PANNING FOR GOLD, GOLD EVADED ME:



"STRIKING GOLD", A DIORAMA BY RUBY AND FOX:


Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Constellations

I AM HOMESCHOOLING WITH RUBY. WE ARE MAKING UP STAR PATTERNS FOR EACH OTHER. AFTER, WE TRADE STAR PATTERNS AND DESIGN A CONSTELLATION. DESIGNING LIKE CONNECTING DOTS. THEN WE EACH WROTE A MYTH FOR OUR NEW CONSTELLATION. MIGHTY LOVING HOMESCHOOL. THIS TIME THERE ARE TWO STUDENTS. 



THE X MARKS THE SPOT BY FOX

THE TALKER TO THE GODS NAMED XAVIER TOLD HERA "I AM BEST TREASURE HUNTER IN WORLD". 

REALLY NASTY HERA HATES BRAGGING. "EACH TIME SOMEONE FINDS A TREASURE MAKE X MARK THE SPOT!" SO HERA PUT XAVIER INTO SKY AS BIG X. 

SHE TALKS TO NO ONE SO SHE CAN'T BE BRAGGED TO ANYMORE. 
Drooling Zombie King By Ruby

There was a zombie king that made the gods mad by eating their beloved demigods. He got banished into the sky to no longer eat a thing. 

The zombie king's servants vowed revenge on Hera for doing such a thing. So they hid underground making a plan. There they still lie. 
The New Lord By Ruby

All the gods got together except one. Hephaestus was missing from the group. The gods all drank from the river Styx and spit the water into a bowl. The Styx water cooled and made a baby. They called him The New Lord. 

The New Lord was a master at everything. He could zap lightning, be handsome, you name it! One day he tried to forge something but could not! 

Seeing the fault, Hera guided him to the sky, turning him into a perfect star. 

Friday, May 25, 2018

The Fire

THERE WAS SMALL FIRE IN BACKYARD. LOTS OF FIREMEN CAME AND IT REALLY SCARY. HOWEVER THEY WERE REALLY NICE AND FIRE OUT. THERE IS TINY HOLE IN WALL NOW. LEFT HOLE BUT KEPT HOME. SO MADE HUMOROUS PRAISE POEM ABOUT HOLE. SAPPY I KNOW, I AM A LUCKY BOY. GET FIRE IS SO SERIOUS SO I GET NERVOUS. REALLY HELPS TO WRITE ABOUT IT. NOT MAKING TONNE LIGHT OF IT, IT SO SCARY. FEEL MOM A HELPFUL MOM IN SCARY TIME. FEEL SOMETIMES TOO SCARED TO BE CALM HOWEVER I ALWAYS SAFE TOGETHER WITH MOM. HERE IS MY RIDICULOUS POEM ABOUT SERIOUS THING. 

FIRE IN THE HOLE

O HOLE IN THE WALL
FIRE IS BIG INSIDE OF YOU
FELT FIRE GOT COMFORTABLE
APPRECIATE YOU KEEPING FIRE OUTSIDE
OMG AMAZING HOLE!
911 SENT THE FIREMEN
MEN TO GET FIRE OUT
AT LAST BEAUTIFUL HOLE CAN BE FILLED
THERE IS ONLY A LIGHT IN MY HEART FOR YOU!